Anyone in the local area -- within about a half-hour's drive of me, anyway -- who would like to be one of my massage practice victims clients, now is a really good time to get in touch with me about it!

AJ, Hope, Kate, and Megan, I am especially looking at the four of you.

(Also you, John, although as you've gone before you are not at the top of the list; sorry.)

Please email me or send me a PM or even just leave a comment, whatever; usually I need about an hour and a half's block of time for paperwork and massage, and a space that is preferably at least 10'x5' for the massage table to go. If you do not have such a space, there are pretty good odds that there is such space in my living room as soon as the last boxes are gone.

You fill out some paperwork, including a brief (confidential!) medical history and (afterwards) a reaction page.

You get a free massage, usually about an hour's duration.

So please! Get massage and help me out! I need to practice on you!