um so –

does anyone local to the area have a cordless drill that I can borrow, in the event that I never do find the charger for ours?

it would be really nice to have a safe and functional bedframe so that we can sleep on our new mattress tomorrow, and there's no way in hell I'm going to be able to screw all these damn screws in by hand.

Nevermind – I was wrong! And successfully did in fact screw all those damn screws in by hand.